Despite these warning signs, you cross the drawbridge into your kingdom, only for a bloody gargoyle to swoop down and snatch your betrothed. You soon come by many fallen bodies left to rot on the path.

This time, your rescued maiden Ecstatica rides with you. It begins much like the first game with our nameless hero riding horseback to an ominous locale. Safe under your strong hairless arms, the beautiful Ecstatica will not get re-abducted by gargoyles, your kingdom does not become overrun by demons and you will no longer have to witness low-res bubble porn. I guess we assume that in this alternative universe lesbianism conquers all evil. The single lead here only has balls in more ways than one. Right off the bat, I should mention that if you played the first game with bosoms, your story is over. Does a sequel that irons out the creases make for a better game? Let's find out. Last week, I talked about how the craziness present in the first Ecstatica was enough to overcome some very real design flaws.

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